last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
ok but can we talk about how Taylor Swift’s second album Fearless sold more in its first week than Lady Gaga’s Artpop and Katy Perry’s Prism combined and she wasn’t even global in 2008 and she was only 18 at the time fuc k me