17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

(Source: okdoufingerurself)

punk-roque:

when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not

shakeitsoff:

outsofthewoods:

PEOPLE WEREN’T KIDDING WHEN THEY SAID ALL THE SONGS ON 1989 COULD BE A HIT,.„. WE’VE ONLY HEARD THREE AND MY GOD THEY ARE INCREDIBLE 

LITERALLY THIS ALBUM BETTER WIN 20 GRAMMYS OR I’M SUING

thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.